Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
