dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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