Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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