just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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