we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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