Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I want to walk on stilts...naked
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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