I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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