I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
what day is it and did you see me today?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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