he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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