I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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