ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The beer is more important than you right now.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
