The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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