Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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