Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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