For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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