Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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