I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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