Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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