I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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