Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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