so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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