I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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