i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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