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(817): View more from Texas

Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?

(1-817): View more from Texas

You weighed it?

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(949): View more from California

It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.

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(303): View more from Colorado

you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.

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(816): View more from Missouri

is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex

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(316): View more from Kansas

And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number

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(819): View more from Quebec

He was spoon feeding me wine all night.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.

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