You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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