I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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