i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It's shark week go big or go home
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
