The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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