the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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