fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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