you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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