I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now