I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
whose ass print is on the piano?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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