He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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