She said her name was "party"
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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