The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
The adults are the big ones right?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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