After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
