If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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