8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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