she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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