Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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