ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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