you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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