This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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