i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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