I think I am morally bankrupt
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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