i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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