he was CRYING into my vagina
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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