her vagine was all disorganized.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Oh god it's open bar.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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