"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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