I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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