just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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