Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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