Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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