whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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